Oh, the end will not be
Glamorous or exciting
There will be no Mad Max
Or Omega Man
A meager man
Just a boring wait
As the poisons saturate our state
From head to toe
The fish DNA will go
Oh, the end will not be
That toxic residue
As a gift from me to you
Microwave emissions
That will leave us all dribbling
Oh, the end will not be
But our brains will curdle
And our muscles putrify
It's not an aesthetically
Pleasing way to die
Oh, the end will not be
As our homes sink
Into the universal stink
My message will be forgotten
As our bones hit the bottom
Oh, the end will not be
A fitting but smelly grave
And a home for all the brave
TV drones and their cellular phones
Oh, the end will not be
Glamorous or exciting
It will bare no resemblance
To the product advertised
No batteries included
Pay double if you're still deluded
For this is my friend
This is the end
