New Student Starfish - SpongeBob SquarePants

Sponge

Bob: Time for Boating School!

Let er rip, Gary! Ahh... Ta-da!

Not bad, partner in crime!

The toast could have been a little darker, though. See you later! Patrick: Hey, Sponge

Bob, want to go jellyfishing?

Sponge

Bob: Sorry, Patrick, I can't.

I have school today!

Patrick: Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?

Sponge

Bob: I don't know.

What do you normally do while I'm gone?

Patrick: Wait for you to get back!

Sponge

Bob: Wait a second, Patrick.

Why don't you come to school with me?

Patrick: Hey, that's a great idea!

Sponge

Bob: You and me in school together as classmates!

Think about it! Patrick: Wow. Sponge

Bob: Brace yourself, Patrick.

I'm about to introduce you to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime!

Patrick: And no line!

Sponge

Bob: Behold Patrick, the Hallway Of Learning! And this is the Fountain Of Learning! And these are the Lockers Of Learning!

Patrick: And these are the Stairs Of Learning, right?

Sponge

Bob: No, they're just the stairs. These are the Stairs Of Learning.

Patrick: Where is everyone?

Sponge

Bob: Home, probably.

Class doesn't start 'till 9: 00.

Patrick: 6: 20?

But I thought you said you were late.

Sponge

Bob: Late for being early.

Patrick: Hey!

When did I start wearing a watch?

Sponge

Bob: And now, for the room with the most class: the Classroom.

Patrick: Ohh!

Sponge

Bob: And this is the chalkboard.

It's the ladle that helps us drink from the Fountain Of Knowledge.

Patrick: Ohhh!

Sponge

Bob: And those drinks are recorded here on the Good Noodle board! Patrick: Huh?

Uh, sorry.

Ohhhh!

Sponge

Bob: Attendance.

Penmanship.

Basic Desk Sanitation.

Advanced Desk Sanitation.

I'll add your name so you can start collecting good noodle stars too! There you are.

Patrick: But look at all the stars you have!

I'll never be that good.

Sponge

Bob: Oh now, Patrick.

I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have.

Ahem! 74.

Patrick: Who said that? Was it him?

Sponge

Bob: I doubt it.

That's Roger, our class science project.

Patrick: What does he teach us?

Sponge

Bob: The greatest lesson of all: the precious value of life.

You see Patrick, Roger's shell represents the fragile line between life and death when behind the wheel of a boat. This light bulb represents knowledge.

And without its energy and warmth, within minutes, Roger would die.

Patrick: Life!

death!

Life!

death!

Life!

death!

Life!

death!

Life!

death!

Sponge

Bob: Patrick!

Patrick: Sorry. Sponge

Bob: The best part about being early is you get to sit close to the teacher!

Think you can handle the second chair?

Patrick: I'm learning!

Sponge

Bob: This is gonna be great! Mrs.

Puff: Hello class, my name is Mrs.

Puff.

And the only reason I say that I see we have a new student.

Young man, why don't you stand up and introduce yourself?

Patrick: Who's the fat kid talking to?

Sponge

Bob: You, Patrick, she's the teacher!

Patrick: Oh.

Mrs.

Puff: Come on now, tell the class your name.

Don't be nervous. Patrick: Uh...

uh...

Mrs.

Puff: We just want to know your name. Patrick: Uh...

uh...

UH!...

24! Mrs.

Puff: Oh great, another genius...

Patrick: Why are they laughing?

Sponge

Bob: I guess it's just in the timing.

Patrick: Oh. Mrs.

Puff: Today's first lesson will be on turning.

Patrick: 24. Sponge

Bob: Hey Patrick.

Patrick: What?

Sponge

Bob: I thought of something funnier than 24.

Patrick: Let me hear it.

Sponge

Bob: 25. Mrs.

Puff: That's enough!

Young man, this is your first day, so I'll let you off with a warning.

As for you, Sponge

Bob, I expect more from a good noodle.

Pay attention.

Sponge

Bob: Yes, Mrs.

Puff.

Mrs.

Puff: Now then, "

Turning"; what every driver should know.

When you are turning, it is important to signal at least...

Sponge

Bob: Big Fat Meanie?

Patrick, you can't do that!

She's the teacher!

Mrs.

Puff: What about the teacher? As if I really look like this! Sponge

Bob, I believe you know the punishment for two classroom disruptions. Sponge

Bob: No...

Mrs.

Puff: I'm sorry Sponge

Bob, but if one wishes to be a good noodle, one must behave like a good noodle. Sponge

Bob: I'm a good noodle!

I'm a good noodle!

Mrs.

Puff: You'll get this star back when you earn it...

Sponge

Bob: No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Patrick: Mrs.

Puff, is it naptime?

Mrs.

Puff: Sponge

Bob, I've had enough of your nonsense.

Now collect your things and move to the available desk in the back of the room.

Sponge

Bob: What, me?

But why?

Mrs.

Puff: Because the Big Fat Meanie said so.

Now go!

Sponge

Bob: Thanks a lot, Patrick!

Patrick: Sure thing, buddy. Sponge

Bob: Well, I guess I can be a Good Noodle from back here. It's so hard to hear.

What kind of student sits back here anyway? '

Skool is 4 Chumps'?

Where am I?

Patrick: Psst!

Sponge

Bob?

Sponge

Bob: Just ignore him, Sponge

Bob.

Patrick: Sponge

Bob, over here!

Sponge

Bob: Whatever you do, don't look at him.

Patrick: Psst, Sponge

Bob. Psst, Sponge

Bob! Sponge

Bob? Sponge

Bob?

Psst, over here.

I'm trying to tell you something.

Something important.

Sponge

Bob: What?

Patrick: Hi.

Sponge

Bob: Hi?! Mrs.

Puff: Perhaps this would be a good time for recess. Patrick: Hey buddy!

Funny stuff in there, funny stuff!

Sponge

Bob: There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick!

You got me in trouble!

You got me moved to the back of the room!

You cost me one of my Good Noodle Stars!

Patrick: Who cares about a stupid star?

Sponge

Bob: Gee, Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one!

Patrick: I'll deal with you after class!

Sponge

Bob: It is after class! Patrick: I don't see anyone fighting, do you?

Sponge

Bob: They're talking about us, Patrick!

We're fighting!

Patrick: Don't mind if I do! Student: This is embarrassing. Mrs.

Puff: What's going on here?!

Well?

Patrick: Sponge

Bob and I were fighting.

Mrs.

Puff: Fighting?

Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but Sponge

Bob Square

Pants, I hereby sentence you and your friend to detention!

Sponge

Bob: Detention!?

Mrs.

Puff: May Neptune have mercy on your souls. Sponge

Bob: In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle to Bad Egg. It's all Stupid Patrick's fault. I hate you, Patrick.

Patrick: I hate you more.

Sponge

Bob: I'd hate you no matter what.

Patrick: Yeah, well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you.

Sponge

Bob: I'd hate you even if that made sense.

Patrick: I'd hate you even if you were me.

That's how much I hate you.

Sponge

Bob: I'd hate you, even if, uhh... Um, I'd hate you... even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out! Huh?!

Patrick: Ohh... Hmph!

Patrick: Ohhhhh...! Sponge

Bob: Mmmm...

I'm sorry I called you a Stupid Star!

Patrick: I'm sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class and got your Good Noodle Star removed and shot the spitballs...

Sponge

Bob: I'm sorry your apology is so long.

Patrick: Me too!

Let's save Roger!

Sponge

Bob: I'll keep him warm and you get a light bulb from the supply closet.

Patrick: Light bulb! But why does it have to be so far away? I'm coming, Sponge

Bob!

Sponge

Bob: Oh, where's Patrick?

Aw, forget it.

I've got to go find Roger some warmth! The light bulb!

Without its warmth, Roger will die!

Patrick: Roger!

Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm! Sponge

Bob: We did it, Patrick!

We saved Roger's life!

Mrs.

Puff: Good job, boys! I saw the whole thing from behind my one-way chalkboard, and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork!

I've decided to give you each one gold star.

Although I'm not sure what saving an egg has to do with Boating School.

Patrick: Boating School?

I thought this was Spanish class!

See ya, Sponge

Bob.

See ya, Big Fat Meanie.

Roger: Hey, what'd I miss?