The Gift of Gum - SpongeBob SquarePants

Patrick: Best Friends Day.

Best Friends Day.

Best Friends Day.

Best Friends Day. Sponge

Bob: Patrick!

Happy Best Friend...

whoa.

Patrick: This chewing gum is my most beloved possession, and I'm giving it to my bestest friend, on Best Friends Day.

Sponge

Bob: Patrick, I am truly honored and... Patrick: What's wrong, buddy?

Sponge

Bob: You got me such an amazing gift, and all I got you was...

that. Robo 2.

1: Greetings.

I am Robo 2.

1, your personal robot servant.

I am proficient in providing over 250, 000 creature comforts.

Would you care for a pastry? Patrick: Yum.

Sweet, hot, and juicy.

Sponge

Bob, this is a great gift.

Sponge

Bob: Well, thanks for your appreciation, Patrick, but it's no giant, old, used ball of gum.

Patrick: Aww, don't be so hard on yourself, Sponge

Bob.

I love my gift.

In fact, I'll go play with it right now.

Come on, Robo.

Robo 2.

1: Coming, Master Patrick.

Patrick: Oh, Sponge

Bob, you don't mind if I say good-bye to Gummy, do you?

Sponge

Bob: No, not at all.

Patrick: Thanks.

Good-bye, Gummy.

You be good to Sponge

Bob, you hear? I love you, too, Gummy. Well, he's all yours.

Sponge

Bob: Oh, majestic and much masticated Gummy, although I am not worthy to be in your presence, may my humble abode please you. Oh, you sure a re a big boy, aren't you.

Ooh.

Hey, I know how to handle this.

With a little karate.

Hyah! Ooh.

Oh, Gummy, what a beautiful centerpiece you make.

With your dirty sock and used toothbrush, flies, and moldy pizza. Get a hold of yourself, Sponge

Bob.

It's not so bad.

After all, it is a gift from Patrick. Underwear: You're not Patrick. Sponge

Bob: I'm sorry, Patrick, but your gift has got to go. Good-bye, stink ball.

See ya never. Patrick: Hey, Sponge

Bob, whatcha doing? Robo 2.

1: It appears that he is throwing Gummy away.

Patrick: What?

Is that true?

Sponge

Bob: No way, Patrick.

Patrick: Well, how do you explain this? Sponge

Bob: Well, you see, I liked Gummy and I decided to dress him up. Isn't this a cute look?

Patrick: Hmmm.

Bold yet understated.

Brilliant idea, Sponge

Bob.

Keep up the good work.

Come on, Robo, let's find more belly button lint. Sponge

Bob: Okay, no sign of Patrick.

Better make this fast. Get ready for your dirt nap, Gummy. Patrick: Sponge

Bob, what are you doing?

I'm waiting.

Sponge

Bob: Uh...

I was digging a hole so I could get a better view of Gummy because he is so attractive and...

Allow me to demonstrate. See, Patrick, the view is beautiful down here.

Patrick: Yeah, he does look rather dashing from this angle.

Be that as it may, Gummy must be displayed properly and proudly.

And I know just the place. Isn't he breathtaking?

All right, Sponge

Bob, we got to go.

I'm gonna learn how to use a fork.

Right, Robo?

Robo 2.

1: It will be my pleasure, master.

Patrick: By the way, your house looks a million times better. Sponge

Bob: Thanks. Oh, what am I going to do, Gary?

It's hideous.

Gary: Meow.

Sponge

Bob Thief: Wishful thinking, Gary.

What burglar would want to steal that thing? Shhh. Fish: Who are you?

Where did you come from?

Sponge

Bob Thief: Uh, up there.

Fish: Oh, thank Neptune.

Hey, guys, I found a way out.

Come on! I'm free!

I'm free!

I'm sugar-free! At last! Sandy: What in tarnation? Oh my gosh.

Sponge

Bob?

Sponge

Bob? Sponge

Bob, open up.

Sponge

Bob: Sandy.

Sandy: Sponge

Bob? Sponge

Bob: Hi, Sandy.

Looks like I got myself into a sticky situation. Sandy: Oh my gosh.

How long you've been stuck there, Sponge

Bob?

Sponge

Bob: All day.

Sandy: Well, your old pal, Sandy knows how to cut you down.

Sponge

Bob: No, wait, Sandy.

The more you touch it, the angrier it gets.

Sandy: Oh, that's just crazy talk.

Hyah! Sponge

Bob: Told ya.

Save yourself, Sandy.

Runaway before you end up like me!

Sandy: Oh, come on now, there's got to be a way. I've got an idea. Hang on tight, Sponge

Bob.

Sponge

Bob: Yeah, all righty.

Truck Driver: Come on, Old Blue.

Don't you talk back to me.

Do as your told.

Do it!

Do it!

Do it!

Come on girl, do it.

Come on! Squidward: What the...?

Just let it go, Squidward.

Let it go.

Don't get involved, Squidward. Of course.

Sandy: I'm okay.

Patrick: What's this?

Sponge

Bob, what have you done?

Sponge

Bob: Now, Patrick, I can explain.

Patrick: It's-it's...

it's amazing.

It's like a gummy wonderland.

Whee!

Wow, I wish I were having this much fun.

I knew you'd love it.

Sponge

Bob: Patrick, I have something to tell you.

Robo 2.

1: Would you care for a massage, Master?

Patrick: Enough already.

Sheesh.

So, you were saying something, Sponge

Bob?

Sponge

Bob: Uh, well, how can I put this?

Patrick: Aw, just come right out and... Will you stop?

Just stop. Squidward: Get on with it, Sponge

Bob.

Sandy: Wrap it up.

Patrick: Squidward?

Sandy?

Gee, everyone is having fun with my Gummy but me.

I-I-I mean, your Gummy.

Sponge

Bob: Patrick, do you miss your Gummy?

Patrick: Uh-huh.

Sponge

Bob: Well, it's still Best Friends Day.

How would you like your Gummy back?

Patrick: Yes!

Sponge

Bob: It's yours, buddy.

But first, you got to get us out of this.

Patrick: Oh, that's easy. I told you it was easy. Wow!

This is the best Best Friends Day ever!