Fat Girl (Thar She Blows) [Live Acoustic] - Steel Panther

I saw her drinking beer

Eatin peanuts by the bar

I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car

She said her name was Debbie

She was a friend Jenny Creggs

She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs

I know your hungry

I can see it in your eyes

Cause your looking at me like i'm a side of fries

I want to take your chubby ass back to my place

And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!

Woooooah woooooah

Thar she blows

Woooooah wooooah

Thar she blows

Fat girl

She everthing i wanted and more

Fat girl

She can't fit through the door

woooooah woooooah

Thar she blows

I want to prove to you my feelings are for really

So i'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah

I won't joke about your body if you only let me in

I want to sink my summer sausage into

that double chin yeaaaahhhhh

Wooooah wooooah

Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah

Thar she blows

Fat girl

Is riding my jock again

Fat girl

is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn

(ouch don't bite)

(Guitar solo)

My friends keep telling me i must be going blind

Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass cause

your bigger than a busssssssssssss

Fat girl

I can't believe your eating again

Fat girl

Where does your neck begin

Wooooah wooooah

Thar she blows

Fat girl

Put my hotdog into your heart

Fat girl

Your really really tons of fat

Wooooah wooooah

Thar she blows

Wooooah wooooah

Thar she blows

Your my fat fat girl

You know i really love you

Cause you my fat fat girl

Woahhh

Come here baby where you going

(mooooo)

Your a cow

Come here baby hey

I love you

Ican't live without you

I can't live without you

Come here

Come here

(animal noises)

Its like a jungle in my apartment dude look

at all those hot bitches and that one fat girl