Buy Myself a Small Plane - Stereophonics

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane

I'm gonna crash it on the south lawn

I'm gonna sleep down by his quarters

I'd like to have sex with his daughters

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane

I'm gonna crash it on the south lawn

Yeah its big enough for me

I'm just another great truck driver

He's just another white house skiver

Get a gun, ready your aircraft

Big man, got ready to broadcast

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane

I'm gonna crash it on the south line

Yeah its big enough for me

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane

I'm gonna crash it on a war zone

Yeah its big enough for me

I'm gonna have to shoot my way out

To give the access boys some more clout

I was Butch Cassidy's tutor

Although sun dance was cuter

I'm gonna buy myself a small plane

I'm gonna crash it on the south lawn

Yeah its big enough for me

Gonna buy myself a small plane

Gonna crash it on the south lawn

Gonna buy myself a small plane

Gonna crash it on a war zone

Gonna buy myself a small plane

Gonna crash it on your brow

Yeah its big enough for me

For me, for me, for me

For me, for me, for me