Ode To The Bouncer - Extended Radio Edit - Studio Killers

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

No, I haven't had no dope

Lift up the velvet rope

Mr. Doorman, stop teasing

I'm freezing out here

See, I've got friends inside

It's my birthday tonigh

t And I'm not wearing trainers

Not to mention knickers

It's futile to debate

With St. Peter at the gate

Made of protein milkshake and low carb intake

'Cause all in all, you're just another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer

Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer

(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Ooh, Bouncer

Empowered and aroused

I see it in your trousers

And in the way you browse her

Look, she's in!

WHAT?

Her dress is up to waterline

The bitch is clearly borderline

Nose as white as Snow White's in moonlight

We stand in awe in front of another prick at the door

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer

Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer

(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical

So you can play karate

You thick illiterati

I'm a black belt in life

So go home to your ugly wife

You forgot in your wisdom

The window to the ladies' room

A whole new possibility

For a cat like me

Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with you

I just gotta dance right now, it's critical to do

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer

Bouncer

(Whoo-ooou)

Bouncer, Bouncer, Bouncer

(I just gotta dance right now, it's critical)

Bouncer

Hey Bouncer