Good morning, class
Here are 10 simple ways to get rid of a lazy boyfriend.
Leave him
Like he leaves the dishes
Stain him
Like he stains his shirts
Ignore him
Like he ignores the lawn
Make him watch you while you flirt
Kick him, bite him, slap him, hit him.
Tie him up put him in the trunk.
Drug him, bug him, slug him, mug him
Wash your hands throw him out with the junk.
Ahhh...
Run away, run away, run away now
Ahhh...
Run away, run away, run away now
Put your lipstick on
It's ladies' night
Kick your manolo blaniks high
It's ladies' night
Mind you, he will cry and he will beg
Say all those things he never said
But he will never feel much smaller
Until he sees you with someone taller.
Watch your diet and read those books
And don't give him a second look
And when you're sad, go out with the girls
And know tonight you don't have to cook.
Put your lipstick on
It's ladies night
Kick your manolo blaniks high
It's ladies night
Ahhh...
Run away run away run away now
Ahhh... Run away run away run away now
Put your lipstick on
It's ladies' night
Kick your manolo blaniks high
It's ladies' night
Put your lipstick on
It's ladies' night
Kick your manolo blaniks high
It's ladies' night
