I Love a Lassie - Terry Scott

I love a lassie

She's cute and very classy

Her punim is so sassy

Her voice it is too brassy

She loved Haile Selassie

And films with Raymond Massey

Beans and cabbage make her gassy

Her Beamer's got a chassis

I dance on the roof of a Hummer

Because my love's been called a bummer

From Winter until next summer

Her blubber's made of rubber

And I sing hubba-hubba

Like a lovesick landlubber!!!