My Brother - Terry Scott

Phaugh... There's something wrong round here,

what is it

Ohh! it's you

COME HERE AND SIT DOWN,

YOUR GONNA HAVE THE TRUTH

TOLD ABOUT YOU AND PUT ON RECORD.

'ERE PLEASE DON'T SIT TOO CLOSE TO ME

BECAUSE I'VE JUST HAD MY BREAKFAST...

THANK-YOU

Who put salt in the sugar bowl

Who put fireworks in the coal

Who put a real live toad in the hole

MY BROTHER

Who put jam in mothers shoe

Who made real caterpillars stew

Who locked Grandad in the loo

MY BROTHER

My brother said it wasn't he

who put shampoo in Grandma's tea

My brother said that it was me

My brothers rotten

Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall

Who put soot in the baby's b###

Who drew things on the garden wall

MY BROTHER

You autha see what he drew.

auhh what a surprise

nobody knew what it was realy

but everybody had a good idea

and he wrote slogans

"Down with young mothers" that was one

'cause he don't think our mum knows

how to bring us up right

I don't think so either

you know

every night when we're wide awake,

she makes us go to bed, and

every morning when we're fast asleep

she makes us get up

Whos pet mouse made autnie shreik

Who ate glue and couldn't speak

What clever dick was sick for a week

MY BROTHER

Who keeps maggots in a tin

Plays the twist on his violin

Whos been gettin' at the gin

MY BROTHER

He looks just like a chimney sweep

but dirt they say is just skin deep

I know he's good when he's asleep!

but you don't know what he's dreamin' about (do ya)

Who wouldn't mind if I ride his bike

Who lets me shot his gun if I like

Who says I'm best at Football, Ludo, Snakes & Ladders

Hide & Seek, Chasin' each other up and down the garden

pinchin' little girls up the high street

Well he's gotta say I'm best

'cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best

at everything I'll bash him. HaHa

MY LOVELY LOVELY BROTHER

come on, come on mate, lets get out of here

bofore you fall down the hole in the middle

come on give us your hand' we're gonna wal...

'ere what you had in your hand

'ave ya

Corrrrr!!!!!