Harry Potter and the Drunk Teenage Animals Escaping from Zoos - The Axis of Awesome

It's a troubled world

Have you seen the news

Kids of today in a haze of booze

Someone wake me up from this crazy dream

Little Janie's got a date with Jim Beam

But this horrible curse

Oh it just keeps getting worse

A kids birthday party

Sponsored by Bacardi

Put down that momosa

Wingardium Leviosa

Janie what have you been thinking

Expliarmus teenage drinking

Let Harry Potter kick your habit

So drop that drink just sorting hat it

Jordan what are you doing?

Harry Potter

Why?

He is the best

Yeah look but that's not what the songs about

No but is what the songs about

Harry Potter has a magic wand

And with his magic wand Harry Potter can stop teenage drinking

What?

In fact Harry Potter can solve all of the worlds problems

Listen...

He'll stop hunger, put an end to pollution

Yeah Harry Potter is the ultimate solution

He'll stop global warming and all the rape

Just like he stopped Professor Snape

So let your cauldron bubble

And lets all forget our troubles

Dont be feeling down or depressed

Just climb aboard the Hogwarts Express

Forget all you sins

Come with Ron and the Weasley twins

If your wife is being a whore

50 points to Griffyndor

If your burnt by a Goblet of Fire

Just jump on your broomstick

It's time to get higher

Yo whether your a muggle, a wizard or a witch

If you got that itch then catch that snitch

He'll solve your problems no matter how tragic

Harry Potter, He's fucking magic

No cure for AIDS, So you thought

He'll smack it down just like Voldemort

He'll never admit defeat about Harry

Yeah if he were blind who would make me see

Slytherin and Ravenclaw even Hufflepuff and Gryffindor

Open the door get on the floor, everyone do the Dumbledore

Come on Benny dont be a stranger

Aloha Mora, Hermione Granger

But I cant read

Dont weep or cry

there's books on tape by Stephen Fry

So if your looking for that extra jolt

Choose that boy who lived with the lighting bolt (on his forehead)

And here's one extra final piece of news yeah

Got to stop those animals escaping from Zoos

Something else for all of you non-believers

The people responsible are careless Zookeepers

Late at nights when they leave open the cages

I find it, We find it, Outrageous

Outrageous