Hello ('Ello, 'Ello mix) - The Beloved

So welcome to the world, yeah

All you late-comers

Just step onboard

I'm happy, glad you came

So welcome home again!

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Hello Peter, hello Paul

Saints and sinners, welcome all

Tommy Cannon, Bobby Ball

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Consider, if you will

This great big question

Unanswered still

Oh, can you spot the difference

that lies between

The colour blue

And the colour green?

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Little Richard, Little Nell

Willy Wonka, William Tell

Salman Rushdie, Kym Mazelle

Hello, hello, hello, hello

So welcome to the team

Oh, have you worked it out yet?

Yeah, the riddle, I mean

What's the answer?

It's plain to see

Blue is blue and it always will be

Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad

Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes

Barry Humphries, Paris Grey

Little Neepsie, Chris and Do

Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire

Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire

Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown

Leslie Crowther, come on down

Mary Wilson, Di and Flo

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre

Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer

Andre Previn and the LSO

Hello, hello, hello, hello

Hello!