Simon Diamond sold his soul
Changed his name by deed poll
Started out as Simon Russell
Lived his life inside a nutshell
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
Couldn't take the public scorn
Changed from human to plant form
Now he swapped his legs for roots
His arms and soil are in cahoots
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
What will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself can't change the climate
What will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself can't change the climate
Ooh ooh
Ooh ooh
That'll do
(That'll do)
That'll do
(That'll do)
That'll do
(That'll do)
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