One Way Ticket - The Darkness

*snorting*

It was a dusty old night

And I'm the first to admit it

I'm sure I upset someone

But my memory has chosen to omit it

A tiny voice was telling me

I really should cool it

Chewing my face off

Talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face

Thought I better have another one just in case

Next thing I knew my heart was under attack

Bought a one way ticket to hell... And Back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps

But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps

They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits

But now my septum is in tatters

And I've still got the runs

It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule

The strangers all agreed that it was rocket fuel

Several lines are chocking like a glorious game

Bought a one way ticket to hell... And back!

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

(Sitar/effects)

Stick it up your fucking nose! Woohoo!

(Solo)

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm getting slightly louder

Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder

Wheels came off but I'm still on track

Bought a one way ticket to hell... And back!

One way ticket to hell and back(yeah)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back(ooh yeah)

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell (oooh yeaah)

One way ticket to hell and back(woo!)

Bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back,

Bought a one way ticket to hell...