Pat Pong Ladies - The Darkness

We ventured out of the resort one night

Looking for something to do

We were drawn to the bright red lights

That's where I first saw you

We had heard about the beautiful lady boys

Mother Nature couldn't make up her mind

They looked like guys from the waistband down

And they all looked like girls from behind

Forget about my worries for a while and just pretend

That my life is not a total failure

Find myself some company, find myself a friend

With both sets of genetalia

Pat Pong ladies you make me wanna cry

Pat Pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curious-e-Thai

No word of a lie, best I've ever had

We just couldn't wait to go down again when she stripped and watch you tease

Dancing ladies, ladies with no shame and unique abilities

Well produced, right every cup is for the Mini boot, I guess a little sushi would be nice

Now the streets and food will milk it too, my White Russian, can I get some ice?

I don't wanna be alone staring at the wall

Reflecting on my shortcomings and thoughts

An expression of true love is something magical

Between two or more consenting adults

Pat Pong ladies you make me wanna cry

Pat Pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curious-e-Thai

No word of a lie, best I've ever had

1, 2, 3, 4, nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah