I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
And I'm sittin' pluckin' pheasants
til the pheasant plucker comes.
My daddy was a pheasant plucker finest in the land
when it came to plucking pheasants he was always in demand
I went out a'shootin' pheasants
which he sat and plucked all day.
I don't wanna end up like him
plucking pheasants til I'm dead.
Gotta find another way
to earn me bread.
Birds are flying overhead most of the day
Gotta find a target just to make me way
Tried to be an entertainer, be a joker or a clown.
But the folks who came to see me
they just had to put me down.
Tried to be an undertaker
but I don't like wearin' black.
There must be another way
to earn me whack.
Birds are flyin' overhead most of the day.
Gotta find a target just to make me way.
again
