Legalize It - From "Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping" Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - The Lonely Island

Ohh yeah, ohh yeah

Words and truth

One fine evening on the sandy coast

The feeling was irie 'round the drum circle

When the wisest rasta I ever saw

Gently joined us and sang of Jah

Roots and culture seeped from his bones

He took out a spliff and said "Pass 'dis around"

So I took a righteous drag

It was the best sensi that I ever had

And then I felt the chills run up my back

"My good man, tell me what was that?"

He said "My friend, you just smoked crack"

You just smoked crack

Ooh, crack

(You just smoked...)

I just smoked crack (Oh my God)

It felt fucking great (This is amazing)

I thought it was marijuana, oh yeah

But now it's too fucking late (I can't come back down)

I love crack (Holy shit)

And now I am invincible (Fuck yeah)

If anyone tries to take my crack

I'll kill them on principle

Some call crack bazooka

Others call it base

But no matter what name you call it

It's the best invention ever by the human race

The government spread lies about it

They say that it is no fun but

On that glass dick shell I sucky

Sucky-sucky-sucky-til the crack is gone

Now we should legalize it

Legalize it

Set the people free and legalize...

We should legalize crack

So that I can smoke it all (I can see God)

You can borrow it from your neighbors

Or buy it at the local mall

(Legalize crack)

I love crack

And I know it loves me (More fire)

So if you try to take my crack

You better fucking kill me

Thank you kind rasta

For showing me the way

Goodbye ganja

My crack is here to stay