Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky - The Monkees

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky

This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie

He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mints tarts

And Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved

Pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he went to bed.

Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate soo much pie,

Do you know what he did?

He popped.