Randy Scouse Git (alternate version take 18 vocal) - The Monkees

She's a wonderful lady and she's mine all mine

And there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind

It's too easy humming songs to a girl in yellow dress

It's been a long time since the party, and the room is in a mess

The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor

There are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door

He reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair

There's talcum powder on the letter and the birthday boy is there

Why don't you cut your hair?

Why don't you live up there?

Why don't you do what I do

See what I feel when I care?

Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats are naugh-ga-hyde

I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide

The being known as Wonder Girl is speaking, I believe

It's not easy tryin' to tell her that I shortly have to leave

Why don't you cut your hair?

Why don't you live up there?

Why don't you do what I do

See what I feel when I care?

She's a wonderful lady / Why don't you be like me?

And she's mine all mine / Why don't you stop and see?

And there doesn't seem a way / Why don't you hate who I hate

That she won't come and lose my mind / Kill who I kill to be free

It's too easy humming songs / Why don't you cut your hair?

To a girl in yellow dress / Why don't you live up there?

It's been a long time since the party / Why don't you do what I do

And the room is in a mess / See what I feel when I care?