I wonder if she senses, I'm not quite myself
I wonder if she sees that I'm someone else!
She sat me down and told me that we must talk
So I ordered myself something stronger to drink!
Oh, I've got to let you know
That something is missing!
I sat back down and necked my GNT
Then I stood up and I started to leave
She grabbed my hand and said we need to speak
I said maybe we could do this sometime next week
Oh, you've got to let me go
Can't you see that I'm tripping?
Sat in Le Bleu Cafe trying to figure out
Why everybody's staring at me
She's gone and told everyone that she's having my son
Now all my friends are laughing at me!
Sat in Le Bleu Cafe trying to figure out
Why everybody's staring at me
She's gone and told everyone that she's having my son
Now all my friends are laughing at me
I thought I was clever, but she mustn't have heard
Now she's showing signs of being slightly disturbed
She's sending me flowers calling me up at work
When I walk down the street, she comes and lifts up the skirt!
I'm like oh, oh, oh
I've got to let you know
That you're starting to scare me!
Sat in Le Bleu Cafe trying to figure out
Why everybody's staring at me
She's gone and told everyone that she's having my son
Now all my friends are laughing at me!
Sat in Le Bleu Cafe trying to figure out
Why everybody's staring at me
She's gone and told everyone that she's having my son
Now all my friends are laughing at me
Oh, I've got to let you know
That something is missing!
Oh, I've got to let you know
That something is missing!
Sat in Le Bleu Cafe trying to figure out
Why everybody's staring at me
She's gone and told everyone that she's having my son
Now all my friends are laughing at me
