Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before - The Smiths

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me

Stop me if you think

That you've heard this one before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me

Stop me if you think

That you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you, oh, I still love you

Only slightly, only slightly less

Than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way-laid

An emergency stop

I smelt the last ten seconds of life

I crashed down on the crossbar

And the pain was enough to make

A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect

And plan a mass murder

Who said lied I'd to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied?

Because I never, I never

Who said I'd lied?

Because I never

I was detained, I was restrained

And broke my spleen and broke my knee

And then he really lays into me

Friday night in out-patients

Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied?

Because I never, I never

Who said I'd lied?

Because I never

And so I drank one

It became four

And when I fell on the floor

I drank more

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me

Stop me if you think

That you've heard this one before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me

Stop me if you think

That you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed

I still love you, oh, I still love you

Only slightly, only slightly less

Than I used to, my love