I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore - The Snake Oil Willie Band

Well, my body could use a little slimmin'

I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin'

And I ain't seen my feet since 1984

The old lady wants to roll in the hay

We turn the lights down all the way

Cuz I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore

I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before

If I keep on like I'm doing

I won't fit through the door

And I don't look good naked anymore

Well, I used to be a helluva man

I chopped wood with just one hand

But I can't do the things I've done before

Well, it all happened kinda slow

But I guess I kinda let myself go

Now I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore

I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before

If I keep on like I'm doing

I won't fit through the door

And I don't look good naked anymore

With each and every passing year

Came a lot of french fries and beer

And my belly hung a little closer to the floor

Now my belly is big as a truck

And the old lady don't wanna--

SHE DON'T WANNA!

Cuz I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore

I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before

If I keep on like I'm doing

I won't fit through the door

And I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore

I'm a deep-fried, double-wide version of the man I was before

If I keep on like I'm doing

I won't fit through the door

And I don't look good naked anymore

No I don't look good naked anymore