Well, you know about Dorothy the Dinosaur
But that's not the end of the tale.
When I tell you what happened on her birthday,
I know it'll make you turn pale.
It happened on the 3rd of November
When Dorothy was turning 5.
100 ding-a-ling dinosaurs
Were in the garden doing the jive.
It was a dinosaur Birthday Party.
I'm the one Mum and Dad will blame.
Romp-Bomp-a-Chomp through the roses they stomped.
The garden will never be the same.
There was Rex the Tyrannosaurus
Doing his party tricks.
And the pterodactyl twisters
Playing their greatest hits.
They played "pass the prehistoric fossil"
And mastodon musical chairs.
Why does this always happen to me?
You know it's really not fair.
It was a dinosaur Birthday Party.
I'm the one Mum and Dad will blame.
Romp-Bomp-a-Chomp through the roses they stomped.
The garden will never be the same.
I saw 22 brontosauruses
Dancing the boogaloo.
Mum and Dad were due home any tick of the clock.
Now what was I to do?
It was a dinosaur Birthday Party.
I'm the one Mum and Dad will blame.
Romp-Bomp-a-Chomp through the roses they stomped.
The garden will never be the same.
