Carrot for a Cock - The Yogscast

I remember when it all went wrong

Guzzling eggnog all night long

We went outside

The snow was thick

Rolled our balls together made a snowman quick

Erecting a friend but there's something left

Had to indulge in some carrot theft

To make him whole

We raided the salad bowl

To give him a classic nose

I slipped and fell when I put it on

Stuck the veg where it didn't belong

I went for his face, but i hit below the waist

And now he's got a root vegetable dong

He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)

And it gives you quite a shock (Oh, it's unexpected)

When you see it in the flesh, so orange and so fresh

Looks like its just been pulled from the ground

He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)

It's the biggest on the block (oh what a massive one)

The neighbours were upset, my dad saw it as a threat

it stood so mighty and so proud

Some kind of magic happened then (Uh Oh)

He came alive and he was real my friend

An excited expression

twinkled in his eyes

We looked on in surprise as it started to rise

Scarf around his neck, his arms are made of bark

Get down on your knees he'll help you see in the dark

He has a filthy addiction

Veg on veg friction

Behind the bushes down in the park

He's got many dirty habits and it's terrified of rabbits

He'll make you moan he's organically grown

He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a Cock)

You know it's hard as rock (Oh what a crunchy cock)

He's got coal on his head, No meat but one veg

He's packing so much more than just snow (Ho ho ho!)

He's got a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)

But his life's against the clock (Oh such a crying shame)

‘Cause as the sun rose, they'd gritted the road

All was left was his bright amber chode

You'll remember this December, when you dream of his member

Now all that's left is his salty sludge

Next time it snows, you all will know

He's coming on you from above

He's just snowing you all of his love

He has a carrot for a cock (Carrot for a cock)

He's a friend you just can't knock (Oh we want him back!)

So when it gets chilly just whip out his willy

Scoop up snow and he's ready to go

They all have carrots for a cock (Carrots for a cock)

A movement you can't be stopped (It's a revolution)

To make a new best friend, just follow this trend

Give him a vegetable bell end

CARROT FOR A COCK! YAY!