Carrot for a Nose - The Yogscast

I remember when it all went wrong

Guzzling eggnog all night long

We went outside

The snow was thick

Rolled our balls together

Made a snowman quick

Erecting a friend but there's something left

Had to indulge in some carrot theft

To make him whole

We raided the salad bowl

To give him a classic nose

I slipped and fell when I put it on

Stuck the veg where it didn't belong

I went for it's face

But hit below the waist

And now he's got a rude

Vegetable dong

He's got a carrot for a nose

And it gives you quite a shock

When you see it in the flesh

It's so orange and so fresh

Looks like it's just been pulled from the ground

He's got a carrot for a nose

It's the biggest on the block

My neighbours were upset

My dad saw it as a threat

It stood so mighty and so proud

So mighty and so proud

Some kind of magic happened then

He came alive and he was real my friend

Had excited expression twinkled in his eyes

We looked on it suprise as it started to rise

Scarf around his neck and his arms are made of bark

Get down on your knees

He'll help you see in the dark

He has a filthy addiction

Veg on veg friction behind the bushes down at the park

He's got so many dirty habbits

And he's terrified of rabbits

He'll make you moan

He's organicly grown

He's got a carrot for a nose

You know it's hard as rock

He's got coal on his head

No meat but one veg

He's packing so much more than just snow

He's got a carrot for a nose

But his life's against the clock

Cause as the sun rose

They'd gritted the road

All was left was his bright amber chode

You'll remember this December

When you dream of this member

Now all that's left is his salty sludge

Next time it snows

You all will now

He's coming on you from above

He's just snowing you all of his love

He's got a carrot for a nose

He's a friend you just can't knock

So when it get's chilly just whipe out his willy

They all have carrots for their nose

A movement you can't stop

To make a new best friend

Just follow this trend

Give him a vegetable bell end

Carrot for a nose!

YEAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!