Dwarves vs Leprechauns - The Yogscast

We dig all day and drink all night

We never back down from a fight

Don't be downwind if you are smart

We're Dwarven men who love to fart

Hey now ya boys don't me laff

You call that beer? It makes me baff

That piss-thin stuff tastes worse than shite

We're leprechauns, we drink it right

Go back to stealing old mens shoes

You probably put them in your booze

Your gold doesn't even fill a pot

You dress like you've been covered in snot

Your talk is big but you're just fat

You smell worse than a sewer rat

Your songs are crap and the words are worse

So Diggy Dig up a better verse

Your lucky charms are just knick-knacks

That's a beard? There's more hair on my sack!

Now ride your rainbow out this place

Before I hit you in the face

Your brains are thick and your hair is sparse

I'll shove that axe right up your arse

Now shut your mouth you sound a fool

Forget your pick you're the biggest tool

Err excuse me, barkeep, could I please have half a shandy?