Welcome to Yoglabs - The Yogscast

Welcome to Yoglabs

The home of innovation

Where the only limit

Is your limited imagination

But sometimes things can maybe get a bit out of hand

So we've got a plan that you need to understand

Page 4 - don't ever disturb the testificates while they're working

Oh, I might have already done that 'cos Mandrew got out and I was chasing him

Page 7 - don't ever go in that room that has the black door on level three

What's in there? Don't worry about it, it's fine.

Come with me to YogLabs babe-ay

We make coffee that'll blow your cares away

Take one sip and you can't help but obey

Just ignore that death ray

Here in YogLabs

We pioneer technology

From robot girlfriends

To goldfish bigonometry

So if you're feeling sick or are experiencing anti-gravity

It could be either radiation or a ripped space time reality

Page 13 - if the microchip in your neck starts to itch, don't scratch it!

Microchip? What the hell Lewis... ow!

And on page 18 - in the event of incoming missiles, please head to the bunker

Pardon? What? Missiles!?

Don't worry about it!

Come with me to YogLabs baby

We really care about your personal safety

Don't you worry bout the time travel paradox

Ignore that triceratops, His name is Steve

Well sacrifices must be made, to achieve world domination

It'll all be over soon, don't worry about that abomination

Come with me to Yoglabs baby

Only 1 fatal incident lately

Initiate re-building protocol

Sit back enjoy the show