Pembroke
Captain Supernatural pushed aside his penny goons
and wondered what to do about the changing of his tunes
But meanwhile in the jungle things weren't going quite as well
'cos Maypole had his eyes so round and Cozy wouldn't tell
Miles and miles and miles, somewhere in the sun
Captain Supernatural's men wern't having too much fun
Bob Hope's tour in sixty-four is all that they have had
and Bogie films didn't seem to help
Meanwhile on the healthy college front
Rodney heard his groovy hair is not what people want
had to cut it like it was in Paltry Place
'cos the people want to see his smiling face
Miles and miles and miles away, somewhere in the sun
Nasty and his desert rats wern't having too much fun
Dion's tour the day before is all that they have had
and Monty films didn't seem to help
