I'd have to be crazy
To stop all my singing
And never play music again
You'd call me a fool
If I grabbed up a top hat
And ran out to flag down the wind
I'd have to be weird
To grow me a beard
Just to see what the rednecks would do
But I'd have to be crazy
Or outta my mind
To fall outta love with you
I know I've done weird things
I've told people I hear things
When silence was a outta bounds
And days when It pleased me
To be on my knees
Following ants as they crawl across the ground
Been insane on a train
But Im still me again
and the place where i hold you is true
so i know im alright
Cause id have to be crazy
To fall outta love with you
Now i dont intend to
but should there come a day
When i say that i dont love you
You can lock me away
I sure would be dingy
To live in an envelope
Waiting alone for a stamp
You'd swear I was loco
To rub for a genie
While burning my hand on the lamp
And I may not be normal
But nobody is
So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through
I'd have to be crazy
Plumb out of my mind
To fall out of love with you
I'd have to be crazy
Plumb out of my mind
To fall out of love with you
